The Societal Paradox
- Girl: I wear high heals because they make me feel cute and confidant!
- Society: ugh, girls are so obsessed with the way they look. They'll sacrifice comfort just to attract a few guys!
- Girl: I wear Uggs because they make me feel warm and cozy!
- Society: what an UGGly trend! Don't girls know they'll never find a boyfriend if they dress that way?
- Girl: I eat donuts and hamburgers because they taste delicious!
- Society: ew, no. Girls should be stick-thin. Don't you know you'll get fat that way?
- Girl: I eat carrots and apples because I want to lose weight!
- Society: why are girls always dieting?? Guys want girls who aren't afraid to eat wings with them at the bar! Not some crazy health nut!
- Girl: I take pictures of myself because I look great!
- Society: whoaa, a bit self-centered there, are we? Don't kid yourself, toots. You aren't that good looking.
- Girl: I brush it off as a lie when people say I'm pretty because I know that's all it is.
- Society: why are girls always fishing for compliments?? Just say "thank you" already!
- Girl: I'm going to the authorities because my ex raped me.
- Society: well what were you wearing? You basically asked for it. Guys can't control themselves around that sort of stuff, it's just the way they are.
- Girl: I'm not going to break up with my abusive boyfriend because it's probably my fault anyways.
- Society: girls always go for the jerks! Meanwhile the guys who comfort them in their times of need are friend zoned. Fucking typical, what bitches!
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